Have you ever sent a text to someone only to have it rudely ignored?
This happens to me a lot! Now being that I’m a total narcissist, know the
reasons I get ignored aren’t because of me. Here are some very real reasons why
your boyfriend, girlfriend, best friend, mailman, lab partner etc. didn’t text
you back.
1)
They saw your text and got so excited they
fainted then hit their head. They are in a comma and will text you as
soon as they wake up.
2)
They got carpel tunnel syndrome, as much as they like you it just hurts too much to
text you back.
3)
They can’t read and are too
ashamed to tell you.
4)
They gave up texting for lent.
5)
They decided to become Amish, they will
explain the next time they see you.
6)
Your last text was so witty and funny they don’t
want to embarrass themselves with a boring response.
7)
They are painfully boring and are pretending
to be busy.
8)
They broke all their fingers in a freak accident
and they don’t have Siri.
9)
They got your text in class and the professor
made them read it out loud. Now the thought of texting you back makes them
relive that painful experience.
10)
They are worried that their phone is being tracked
by the government so they have it off at all times.
11)
Their phone got stolen by a bunch of hooligans.
12)
They don’t watch girls so they don’t understand
a text with the emoji panda, gun and a present.
13)
They prefer to only talk in person (you are
better off with that sick fuck out of your life).
14)
They don’t understand sarcasm via text so they
think you are always mad at them.
15)
They got shot in the head in a gang fight and
they don’t remember who you are.
16)
They dropped their phone down a flight of stairs;
they are selling their blood to pay for a new one just to text you back.
17)
They have food on their hands and they don’t want
to get it on their phone.
18)
They are pooping and only like to text you
during classy moments of their life
19)
For snapchat: They got your picture when they
looked a hot mess they are busy brushing their hair.
20)
They are dead RIP.
