The pope retiring today got me thinking about what I would
do if I was retired, especially if I was as cool as the Pope. Warning not meant
to be offensive just silly…
1)
Date a Kardashian:
Now that would be a reality show worth watching
2) Live
tweet every Hollywood event:
He has a twitter might as well make good use of it
3) Prank call Mel Gibson:

There’s no reason I just think it would be funny
4) Write a “tell all book”:

He has to have the juiciest gossip (think of all the confessions!)
5) Become the Easter bunny:

It’s still kind of in his field of work
6) Become a contestant on dancing with the stars:

Church choirs have the best rhythm he could be good too!
7) Start a pope boot camp:

Help train prospective popes and give lessons on how to rock that hat
8) Become a judge on American idol :

He would have good authority to decide who sings like an angel