The pope retiring today got me thinking about what I would
do if I was retired, especially if I was as cool as the Pope. Warning not meant
to be offensive just silly…
1)
Date a Kardashian:
Now that would be a reality show worth watching
2) Live
tweet every Hollywood event:
He has a twitter might as well make good use of it
3) Prank call Mel Gibson:
There’s no reason I just think it would be funny
4) Write a “tell all book”:
He has to have the juiciest gossip (think of all the confessions!)
5) Become the Easter bunny:
It’s still kind of in his field of work
6) Become a contestant on dancing with the stars:
Church choirs have the best rhythm he could be good too!
7) Start a pope boot camp:
Help train prospective popes and give lessons on how to rock that hat
8) Become a judge on American idol :
He would have good authority to decide who sings like an angel