Two weeks ago I did the Dr Oz three day detox cleanse. If you are thinking of doing it I should warn
you it is extremely hard. I did it with my mom and I wouldn’t suggest doing it
alone. Also I would suggest doing it when you are busy, although it is hard to
get work done when you are hungry; it helps take your mind off eating. Here are
the logs I did on my iPhone over the three days. Warning I was VERY bitchy and
VERY cranky. But, this is an honest description on how the cleanse goes.
It's 9:15 on Tuesday night: I'm starting my 3 day cleanse
tomorrow, its 4 different shakes made out of different fruits and vegetables.
It's not supposed to be one of those cleanse that makes you drop 10lbs. in 3
days, however it is supposed to help you break your unhealthily habits and kick
start your weight loss. Which I desperately need because I just stuffed my face
with a croissant as a last meal cause you know I'm being overly dramatic and
actually feel like I'll never eat again. I just hope not eating for 3 days
doesn't turn me into a raging bitch! Lord help all the people who have to
interact with me during these next few days!
9:00Am Wednesday: I had my first smoothie for breakfast and
took my multi vitamin and my probiotic. The smoothie wasn't bad I got used to
it and started to like it. I already messed up though! I completely forgot to
have my detox green tea! Ugh! Maybe I can have it tonight instead.
12:00pm Wednesday: Time for meal 2! I put it in a water
bottle to take it work. It is green and mushy and kind of hard to choke down. I
think there might be coconut in this one and that's why I don't like it. I hope
I'll be able to finish it. I really want a tuna melt.
6:30pm Wednesday: It took me 2 hours to finish meal 2. Right
now I'm starving! I'm drinking meal 3. It's much better than meal 2 but still
not great. I feel like crap I'm tired and I feel like I'm coming down with a
cold. I hope this crappy feeling is just all the toxins leaving my body. I
don't know if I'll have enough energy to work out tonight or do my paper. This
detox totally sucks!
9:30pm Wednesday: I've finished all my meals for the day and
had my detoxing bath. The bath is with Epsom salt and lavender oil and very
relaxing. The Epsom salt makes you sweat so it's another way of ridding your
body to toxins. I've decided that I'm not actually hungry I'm just going
through with drawl. I've been craving carbs all day and feel a little light
headed I think that's because I'm addicted to them. Hopefully after this
cleanse is over I won't crave processed carbs anymore! I'm optimistic that
tomorrow will go better now that I know what to expect.
9:00am Thursday: I remembered to have the green tea with a lemon
this morning. I feel really sick though and I don't think I'll be able to choke
down breakfast. I can't wait for this cleanse to be over.
10:30am Thursday: I was able to drink my breakfast smoothie
and I feel much better. I guess I didn't feel good because I was hungry. The
breakfast smoothie is defiantly my favorite
1:00pm Thursday: I made a few modifications to meal 2. I
added some water, melted the coconut oil, and put a few extra pieces of
pineapple. The changes made the taste and texture more bearable but not by
much. I actually feel pretty good now.
5:30pm Thursday: I'm starving and drinking my last meal
right now, I don't even care about the taste anymore I just want something to
fill me! This detox couldn't be over fast enough!
9:00pm Thursday: I just had my Epsom salt bath. I feel okay
still kind of hungry I was supper cranky today! I yelled at almost every person
I talked to, I was even kind of snippy to one of my professors. Right now I'm
being stubborn because I don't want to make my meals for tomorrow. I cut myself
while cleaning the blender and now I'm mad at it. Oy! I think I'm starting to lose
my mind! Counting down the hours till it’s over!
8:30am Friday: IT'S MY LAST DAY! I couldn't be happier! I
was so hungry last night I couldn't sleep. I'm choking down my green tea now.
The only thing that is going to get me through the day is that it’s my last
day!
9:00am Friday: I drank my last breakfast smoothie. I'm not
really full from it. Today is going to be a long hungry day.
2:00pm Friday: I'm hungry cranky and miserable! The third
day is the hardest. I can't even look at the green mush, let alone drink it. I
hate this!
6:30pm Friday: I couldn't finish my lunch smoothie it was
just too hard to choke down. I feel tired, grumpy, and weak. The dinner
smoothie helps a little bit, but I'm still hungry! Thank god this is the last day!
*******I went out with friends Friday night and skipped the Epsom
salt bath********
10:00am Saturday: So I ate real food today! It was amazing!
I also got weighted today and I lost 8lbs!!! I'm super excited but also
extremely nervous that I won't keep it off. The problem with these cleanses are
that once you start eating again you gain all the weight back and sometimes
more. Overall I'm not sure if I would do this again. It was extremely hard and
I was miserable the whole time. I'm defiantly going to try to eat less.