Tuesday, May 22, 2012

Rejection Hurts !

            So as you all know by now I am on a quest to find something to do with my summer ( I would love to spend my summer scaring my dad but that doesn’t pay and makes him super cranky). I’ve been applying to every place I can think of. I’ve contacting places for marketing internships and handed in applications to every part time job. Let me tell you something applications are the worst thing to fill out! They take forever and you have to answer the same thing OVER AND OVER again!
               Everyone knows how the job application process goes, if they like you they will call you in for a interview and if they don’t then you won’t hear from them. But the strangest thing happened to me the other day. I applied to a food store called Trader Joes, It’s not my dream job but it’s close to my home and it’s a way of making some money. One thing they made me do that I absolutely hate is they made me fill out the application in the store. I hate that because like I said they take forever to fill out and you always have to look up phone numbers and addresses for your references, doing all that while standing at a store counter is just awkward with employees moving around you and customers ask you questions thinking you work there. So after I finished the application and handed it in the manager started to ask me a few questions about why I wanted to work there. First of all my I was with my friend and we both applied at the same time so it was weird that they asked us questions together, like we were doing a double interview. I also hate answering the question why do I want to work here for a part time job like that. What am I supposed to say? “I love bagging groceries” “I have a passion for stocking tomatoes” no it’s a friggin part time job! I want to work there because I need money and have no skills to offer in the real world!
         As you can tell I clearly wasn’t cut out for this job. The whole reason I’m doing a blog post on this is the way they rejected me. I applied for the job on Wednesday afternoon and by Friday morning I received a letter in the mail. The letter said “Dear Alyssa, Thank you for taking the time to explore a crew position with Trader Joe’s. After Careful consideration, however, you have not been selected for an interview. The time you spend exploring the opportunity here at Trader Joe’s is appreciated. We’re thrilled that you enjoy our stores enough to explore a career with us, and I hope that you continue to find new and interesting products to enjoy. Best of luck in the job search.”

               I read the letter and actually laughed out loud with my family. My dad asked me if I accidently applied for the CEO of the company instead of the cashier. I’ve never heard of getting a rejection letter for a part time job. Why would they take the time to reject me like that? They should have just not called me like the rest of the world. The rejection letter made me laugh and I took a picture of it so the rest of the world can laugh with me!

Keep checking my blog for more random stories about my life that I think are laugh out loud worthy!

Friday, May 11, 2012

Why You Shouldn't Scare Old People

So I thought of a funny story that might make for a good blog post. Okay so, I’ve been on summer vacation for a week now and none of my friends are home, my sisters are in school and I have no job. As you can see I’m starting to get bored. So today my dad came home after 3 and I was still chillen in my jammies ( that’s what I call pajamas ) and he was basically like “OH MY GOD WOULD YOU GET DRESSED AND SPEND SOME TIME OUTSIDE PLEASE!” he seemed pretty angry so I thought it would be a good idea to listen to him. I got dressed and my sister and I went for a walk to get some coffee. When we got back from our walk I thought it would be a good idea to scare my dad. We looked in the window of our den and saw he was sleeping while watching golf (honestly who can stay awake watching golf! It hast to be the most boring sport I’ve ever seen). Anyways I saw this as the perfect opportunity to scare him so I ran into the back yard and went up to our back door that you can see from the den and I banged on the door really loud and starting shouting. He was so “startled” he jumped right out of his chair and when he landed he did this weird hoping run and then he fell. Now I’m hysterical laughing because that was the best reaction I’ve ever seen but it turns out he actually got really hurt he must have sprained something in his hamstring because he has trouble walking now. To make matters worse he plays a lot of golf and he has a big golf tournament next Saturday and he doesn’t think he can play. So I pretty much ruined his life and that’s why he hates me haha. Hope you enjoyed this blog post! I thought this story was laugh out loud worthy.
p.s
I made my dad a nice ice pack and I cooked him dinner so he isn’t as mad anymore. I’m hoping he will be better for his tournament next week! But lesson learned don't scare old people cause they can hurt themselves

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Thursday, May 10, 2012

I Suck at Blogging

So it’s been a while since I posted anything on here. I meant to write more but I got caught up with that pesty thing called school and didn’t really have time for anything else. Well now I’m glad to say I’m officially on SUMMER VACATION!! And it is awesome! Most of my friends aren’t home yet so I’ve been spending my summer days sleeping and eating watching movies and reading tween books. I couldn’t be any happier. It is so nice not to have to worry about studying or doing home work and projects I just get to do whatever I wantJ. I must start looking for a summer job though because I’m pretty sure if my dad comes home at 6pm and finds me in my jammies he might kill meL. I don’t understand what the rush is I worked really hard this semester and if I want to spend a few days in bed who is it going to hurt hahaha.

So anyways this blog post doesn’t really have a purpose since I’ve done nothing with my life, but I thought I might as well write down something. I promised myself I would keep this blog going no matter how painfully boring it is. Since I haven’t said anything laugh out loud worthy in this blog post I might as well list some funny movies that I’ve been watching this summer that made me laugh out loud.

Tower Highest

Good Burger

21 Jump Street

Zoolander

Happy Gilmore

50 First Dates

Tangled

So that’s my lame attempt to keep myself blogging! I’m hoping that I’ll get better at it. Also check out the tumblr I made where I just reblog things and nothing is original!!! http://xdalyssaxd.tumblr.com/ and follow me on twitter here https://twitter.com/#!/Alyssa_Channin I promise I’m much more witty in 140 characters or less!!!